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- “February 29th is the only day that a girl can propose to a boy. Otherwise, the boy always has to ask the girl.”
- “Adolf Hitler’s dog did not like him. That’s why his dog is with other people in group pictures.”
- “The sun does not move.”
- “The school nurse can determine if you actually have a headache or not by taking your temperature.”
- “Some people tell you there are no stupid questions, but there are. If you ask a stupid question, you will get a stupid answer.”
- ”Society tells you that humans are animals but actually humans and animals are different.”
- “You always vomit if you have a migraine.”
- “You’re not following directions if you can’t run or walk a mile in 15 minutes or less.”
- “It is inappropriate to speak in Spanish in the classroom.”
- “You can’t read aloud your whole life.”
- “The Civil War was about states’ rights.”
- “Harry Potter is boring and ridiculous.”
- “Your delusional if you think you’re going to be a doctor someday.”
- “When you pray, you don’t have to close your eyes.”
- “Adam and Eve were the first humans.”
- “Alcohol is a drug. Don’t drink alcohol. If you do, you’ll turn out like [points to picture of someone dead/etc].”
- “Child abuse only occurs when a spanking leaves a mark for more than twenty-four hours.”
- “You can be anything you want when you grow up.”
- “Students aren’t actually supposed to sing in this choir class.”
- “Kids can’t be friends with adults.”
- “Kids should spend time playing with other kids no matter what.”
- “You can’t subtract a smaller number from a larger number.”
- “College is about living in a dorm and partying.”
- “You guys are a bunch of fags.”
- “World War I started because Archduke Franz Ferdinand was killed.”
Andrew Joseph Pegoda
Dr. Andrew Joseph Pegoda 